Dear The Internet

I don't understand why there are so many people out there who think starting a blog is a good idea. Your life is boring. Get over it. Just because you have the free time and the technology to chronicle the minutiae of your incredibly boring existence, does it really mean you should? Most of the blogs out there are pretty much as boring as the dullest blog in the world without even trying. Why does it have to live on in the ether? I'm not saying my life's so exciting, but c'mon.

"Dear The Internet,
You'll never guess what happened today. I woke up and then I got out of bed. I brushed my teeth and put on some pants. My pants were itchy but they were clean so I decided to keep them on. I got into my car and drove to work. I'll post later about what actually happened at work when I have more time to drone on endlessly and find links for every other word."